Good Times
Database Tourette's
And what do you do when that happens? You walk around for a week muttering obsenities to yourself. You find yourself telling him off in the shower. You see his face in stop signs. You hear his voice asking for a restore every night just as you fall asleep. Then you wake up and mutter more obscenities to yourself. He's like a bad song. Those of you who are parents, you know what I'm talking about. How often have you tried to not hear the Oobi theme song in your head, or that god-awful map song from Dora?
Oddly enough, I just finished a bout of Tourette's myself. I'm not going to go into the details, but it's something that got me muttering for over a week. Now I'm feeling much better and back to the good ole days falling asleep to the Oobi theme.
SQL Server Service Packs
I think I actually found it this time by accident looking at an article for SP hotfixes... and that had a link to the SP2 download page. Come on MS, make it easy for us to find these things, and let us know the last time the SP was refreshed.
OK, so here's the SP2 page for Yukon. I found it from the SQL Support page here.
Gill People
I'll tell ya man, every now and then you get one of those users who just tests every part of you. I've currently got this lady who calls about 3x/wk with one issue or another. She's a report writer, and not really a very good one, but anyway. This lady actually never shuts up while we're on the phone. I took special notice the other day when she called to ask me why her ODBC wasn't working all of a sudden, and she actually didn't breathe for like 2mins. It was amazing. I swear to god she's actually grown gills so she doesn't have to stop talking.
It's really hard to deal with users like that too. I mean, how can you tell someone to shut up and retain any kind of good customer service? It's tough really because I don't have time to turn a quick troubleshooting call into a 30min dissertation on the merits of using one font or another in an insignificant report.
What I've done is taken to putting her on the defensive right away. Whenever she calls, I'm always on my way to a meeting, but I've got 2mins to help her if she'll make it fast. So far it's working really well. Let's just hope she doesn't read my blog.
No Ticket, No Problem
One of the hardest things to manage as a DBA is all the different sources we receive requests through. We get walk-ups, emails, calls, tickets, rumors, pigeons, and sometimes even smoke signals. And while it's easy for the boss to say 'no ticket, no problem', as a DBA in the trenches you can't exactly be a dick to your users. You have to take the request in whatever form it manifests itself. Sure, you can try to push everyone to a ticketing system, but it's just not worth it in the long run. Too many times the request is just something small like can I have access to this table or can I get a backup real quick so I can push this new code. Using a ticketing system just isn't always practical or even conducive to good relations.
So what can you do then? I mean, you can't exactly just have people shouting requests at you from down the hall assuming you heard them. What I tend to do is push everyone to email. After all, I get email on my hip and it's easy enough to not get in the way of even the simplest requests. When I'm in a shop that insists on having tickets for everything, I'll take requests through email, and just create the ticket myself. And once I get all these requests coming in, I keep them organized in a master list of some kind. I used to use Excel which has its advantages with sorting, etc. Currently, I use OneNote and I'm liking it just fine. In the past I've also written small web apps to manage my task list too.
The point is though it really doesn't matter what you use. Use whatever is easiest for you and that won't hold you back. Just make sure that whatever you use, you use all the time. If you want to manage tasks in Outlook, then do so. Like I said though, I like OneNote these days. That's mainly because it's easy to copy emails from Outlook. That makes it really easy to reply once the task is done, and it gives me a record of exactly what was requested.
About Me
- Sean McCown
- I am a Contributing Editor for InfoWorld Magazine, and a frequent contributor to SQLServerCentral.com as well as SSWUG.org. I live with my wife and 3 kids, and have practiced and taught Kenpo for 22yrs now.